my buddy Collin

Recently Collin says to me, "Mom, you used to be a Lady, but now you are my big Mama"  Oh really I say back to him.  and he says "you know you were a lady because you come from the place that Harry Potter was filmed where they talk funny (England)" 

And another one from this morning - He says "Is it my birthday yyyyeeeetttt?", I reply no you have at least a month left, in which he responds "but that's like fffooorrreeevvveerrrr......." I say I know buddy, I know...