So the other day, Josh decided to teach the boys about tools. He pulled out all these tools and started going over the names of the tools. He went over the hammer, screwdrivers, etc and gets to the leveler. He talks to the kids telling them, if you don't have the leveler everything is cock-eyed. He then goes on to tell them, "You know I had a friend that lost the skin around his eye and the doctor had to take some skin from his penis and place it on his eye to help him.... Ever since then he was a little cock eyed..." Oh geez, I thought, what am I going to do with this man! A little while later, he's going over more tools and the uses and he gets to a tool that I didn't know what it was, he asks the kids what's the name of this (they don't know), he then says, "well you know when a woman and a woman like eachother and they are called dykes....well that's the name of this tool"
WHAT IN THE WORLD AM I GOING TO DO WITH THIS MAN!!
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